utopia

You are free to be as you are, or as you imagine yourself to be.

Our visions of perfection do not always jibe with the hopes and expectations of others. Our staff has been trained in the art of tolerance and the stifling of criticism whilst feigning the absence of judgment.

From alternative sexual practices to romantic sunset walks on the beach. We provide the settings and the toys, whilst indulging perversions of any kind, real and or imagined. We aim to please, and our qualified staff of psychoanalysts, academic surrealists, thieves, lock pickers and highly experienced sex workers will try to bring your dreams to reality. We also have a medical ward and a staff of highly qualified surgeons and practitioners of the healing arts. A voodoo doctor and an assortment of Shamans and witches are on call 24/7.

The Age of Reason spent much of its time creating a new ideological concept of utopia.

With the French revolution and the coming of enlightenment, philosophers deemed this age the Age of Reason. Reason was to reign supreme in the formation of our identities and societies and our place within this construct.

What we have come to realize is that reason was little more than a fascinating veneer, cheap and intoxicating, akin to lipstick on a pig or high heels on a plumber. Reason was meant to cover the illogical, when all it accomplished was the rise of passion in the guise of rationality and understanding.

Though the messianics were mocked and utopia was deemed little more than an infantile pursuit, the age of reason spent a good deal of time creating the ideological foundations for their version of Utopia. A stage of human perfection which often calls for the shedding of blood and produces little more than bubbles in a bong.

The word Utopia is made up of two Greek words meaning, "no place". So from the beginning the term meant an impossiblity. Yet the word has come to mean the opposite. The word now
conotes perfection, the ideal, whether manifested in place and or being.

Hotel Utopia offers the moment

Thomas More wrote Utopia, published in 1516, about the political system of an imaginary, ideal island nation. The year in which the work was published was but a decade after Columbus ceased his journeys in search of an ocean route to India. The book came out on the heels of Amerigo Vespucci’s voyages to the New World, a world where anything seemed possible.
Within this context, Thomas More relates the words of an adventurer who had been to the New World and discovered societies that were governed intelligently and wisely. These societies were as close to perfect as the mind of a 16th century man could imagine. More dealt with this concept in a rather tongue in cheek manner, somewhat like my approach to painting "Hotel Utopia".

We at Hotel Utopia understand that not everyone shares the same vision of a personal utopia, nor do we always share the vision of a collective social utopia, we do realize that "one man's heaven is another one's hell".
We at Hotel Utopia are proud to offer our guests the finest in cosmopolitan cuisine at outrageously high prices. The Utopia dining experience offers sophisticated yet comforting cuisine. We take care to provide the finest of international menus as well as offering a total range of fast food and ethnic eateries.
When taking time off or simply relaxing we offer an atmosphere of comfort and elegant domesticity. Your stay with us should be conducive to your utopian needs. Our often friendly staff are highly trained and motivated to cater to all your individual needs. From the mundane to the bizarre, we labor to provide our guests with only the very best, ensuring that your stay will both satisfy and surpass your expectations.